❝Of course a Tank spawned in the fucking car lot❞
━ ancient left 4 dead 2 proverb (via nicksbooty)
Tall, handsome, your dream come true. Don't let the unmanly blonde hair fool you, he's the maniest man you'll ever meet. Large dick that will make you drop to your knees; a bit of a fixer upper. Loves ice and reindeer. If you have carrots, count him in.